By joining El Presidente, you will
get:
An El Presidente/WBWS controversial T-Shirt;
Bi-monthly newsletter;
Respect;
Anything else we decide to throw at you;
Membership is 25$ a year(American$ or Canadian$, we really don't care.
JOINING THE CLUB
We don't accept checks, money orders, or anything else like that. Just cash. Try to conceal it in the envelope so no-one will try to steal it. If it is stolen before it gets to us, tough knockers. Your best bet would be to give us the cash personnally. You might need to book a meeting in our busy schedule for such a transaction. Otherwise, send it to our account manager:
Matt Payne
Route 7
Welsford NB
E5K-3X8
Include your name, address, email address(if possible), and gender. A nude picture of yourself would be appreciated.
OTHER OPTIONS
You could threaten to beat us up if we don't allow you free membership. NOTE: If you choose this method, then DO NOT beat us up anyways after you join, because WE WILL REMOVE YOUR NAME without refund.
