101 Reasons YOU Should Become The Bass Player For The WBWS
PLEASE NOTE:This is merely novelty now that we have a bass player, and have been offered a second. 1. We play Punk; 2. Archie sings; 3. Rauel plays guitar; 4. Romacat plays drums; 5. We get to wreck Romacats' drums; 6. Controversy! Controversy! Controversy!; 7. Tip the non-loser ratio over the top; 8. We love you; 9. We need a bass player; 10. Swearing Galore; 11. Romacat plays drums; 12. The teachers will hate us; 13. Why not?; 14. Bossa Nova & Merengue; 15. "Maximum of Mood"; 16. Rauel Sexis; 17. Stage names galore; 18. Official webpage; 19. We can wreck Romacats' drums; 20. The swear word f_#k; 21. ; 22. Can't live without it; 23. Romacat plays drums; 24. You'll be the best musician in the band by far; 25. Pick your own stage name; 26. You only live once; 27. It's the gift that keeps on giving; 28. Warren Coombs was the original bass playe; 29. We're desperate; 30. "Fringe" benefits; 31. Official Mascot(?); 32. Gina Manages; 33. Evil Name Mystery; 34. Your face on the WWW; 35. No more lonely nights; 36. Make your parents proud; 37. You can put it on your resume; 38. Romacat plays drums; 39. Chicks dig bass players; 40. An excuse to wear tights; 41. Lots of blisters; 42. Keith Richards would want you to; 43. Archie is vocalist; 44. We can talk with British accents; 45. We're the taste of the new generation; 46. No songs by the putz Warren Coombs; 47. Nine out of ten doctors prefer us; 48. The fate of the universe depends on it; 49. Because you can; 50. Bass players lead such interesting lives; 51. We're sexy; 52. La Bamba; 53. "Doin' it in the Gondola"; 54. Warren the putz; 55. Eventual impared hearing; 56. "The Man" wouldn't approve; 57. You get to look stupid, in a group; 58. Last year we were voted "Band most sensitive to your needs."; 59. Some cooking ability among the band; 60. Endorsed by the Game Jockeys; 61. Free Lovin'; 62. A place in our hearts, reserved just for you; 63. Our former bassist (Warren the Putz) met Wierd Al; 64. Rumba in the Bronx; 65. It's the "in" thing to do; 66. Unleash your anger towards society; 67. Saying stupid things makes you look cool; 68. If you were in a band, we'd join it; 69. $$$$$$$(eventually); 70. We'll NEVER get old; 71. You owe it to us; 72. We know where you live;
We are well on our way to 101 reasons! They get trashier and trashier as we go down the list, but we keep coming up with them! We have a bassist now, so don't send Rauel a message: ruddegar@hotmail.com